Nite moovs

It wuz 2 firty in da mornin'  - hey dat's reely nite.  Vito gotted owt ov bed an' funked down da steps to da doggy dore.  Awl of a suddin, Mama iz sittin' up, eerz perked.  Vito wuz woofin' owt in da yard.   Ok, sheez haf ass sleep an' gwabbed da big lite, den heded down da steps to drag da liddul bugger in.  But now I wuz awake an' beet her owta da dore.  Now it wuz only 11 degweez owtside.  Mama's teef wuz chatterin' az she cawled "Vito!  Get in heer!  Where ar YU???"  Da lite shined awl arownd da yard, but Vito an' me wuz behind a twee.  A few dayz ago, der wuz a pak ov kioteez owt dere an' we cudda  bin a snak.  But not dis time. Den jus' az I gotted da sent, da widdle bwat ran inside to hiz mommy.  Me, I wuz on da twale of sumfin'.  Da heck wif goin' in!  Mama  kep' cawlin' den she gave up.  She gotted nervuss wen she heered sumbuddy giv one low wissul.  I came in a minnit layter an' she clozed da doggy dore.  Bak to bed we awl went, but we cud heer a dog bawkin' an' an nudder wissul.
It cudda bin da cwazy naybor wif hiz dog, but I ayn't tewwin'.   But we did see doggy pwints followin' da deer pwints in owr yard an' Mama lukked fer peeple pwints, but it wuz too melted  to tell frum Papa's an' herz feets.  Papa finks we got pochers, cuz we hab herd shootin' at nite  (but not last nite) and dey cud yuze a bow neer da howses.  Sumbuddy gotta keep dat widdul snot in da howse so we don't meet whoebber it iz.  Wen we went bak to bed, Mama cwozed da bedroom dore to keep him from doin' it agan.
She sed she jus' wants WUN nite's sweep.  Sheez gettin' weerd surkulls  under her eyez.  Hehehe...me, I wike adbenchur.  Weel see hu wins.
Later,
Arfur