Ha! Yu fot I wuz droppin' owt agan! NOPE! I wuz keepin' my spot on da cowch so dat Vito cud not take it. He iz such a bwat!!! Mama caws him a snot. I wuz mindin' my own bizniss, sleepin' on da doggy bed, wen he camed up an' put hiz noze DIS CLOSE an' woofed an' growled in my face. I did not moov, did not blink, did not gib him da satis fakshun of a anser. He twies to ressle me evry day an' finks he can win. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Not gonna happin! He push, I put my hiney in hiz face. He twy to get on me...I take wun step to da side an' down he goze. He hook hiz hed on my nek, I hook my hed (witch iz WAY bigger dan hiz) on HIZ nek. Den I jump wun widdle jump an' heez down. Not gonna happin. I AM DA KING. Now he tryin' to aarrooo. Sownz wike a cwakked rekkerd. Mama sez wike a teenage boy wif hiz voyse changin'. Mebbe he wiww lern, mebbe not. He not reel basset ennyhow. Hims wooks wike a JIANT weener dog. Man sez part bludhownd made him big. But he nebber gonna win. He FINKS he iz da king. But I NO I am. Gotta go get bak on dat cowch cuz heer he coms.
Till nex time
Arfur
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