Nite 3 - uh -oh

Ok, we wuz reelly gonna let Mama sleep.  But abowt 2 am dat majik lite camed on an' Vito smewwed sumfin' owtdores.  And he wined, an' he wined...an' he WINED......an' he WOOFED!  Woke up Mama AN' Papa oh-oh.  Papa sweeps fru ennyfing.  But Mama sed go bak to sweep.  An' she did. An' we did not.  An' furst Vito butted her in da hed, den I gentwy skritched her arm.  Vewwwwy gentwy.  Not wanna see funder eyez.  But she jes sed NO  go bak to sweep.  A widdle winin', a widdle paysin', a cupple skritches...nope.  Finely she letted us owt at 5am. I don't fink we shud twy dis agan.  We wawkin' a reellly daynjeruss paff heer.   We cud get wokked owt (of da bedwoom) or putted inna crate.  An' Mama wud jus' go find her eerpluggers so she cud sweep.  sigh.  But sumfin' iz owt dere.  In owr yard.   At nite.  Gardin' da howse iz owr job.  Whut else kin we do?  I fink da solooshun iz to put Vito on da porch for da nite.  Den whutebber it is wiww  take him an' leev da west ov us alone. Hehehe...I WUV dat ideea!   Hmmm...den I wiww not hab ennybuddy to pway wif.  Whelp, bak to da drawin' bord -

1. How not to wake up Mama
2. How to get rid ov da monster  dat iz lurkin' in da yard
3. See if da Pippicat wiww gard da porch  :)
4. Figger owt how to ignor it - i.e. - how to nok owt Vito

Later,
Arfur - gotta werk on dis pwoblem