Happy Balentines Day

Yeah!   YOU try sayin' a "v" wif big floppy wips.  Wanna wish eberybuddy a reelly Happy Balentine's Day - espeshully my gurl Hannah, an' my frend  Millie.

Mama jes' came in all 'sited cuz a widdle wile ago she weft wif sizzers, tape, ribbins, an' awl kinds ov Balentine deckerayshuns.  She wuz dresst awl in bwak - bwak hoody, bwak pants, bwak boots - sez she needs da hoody cuz her wed hares gibs her away ebry time!  So, she drove 15 milez to Papa's werk, parked at da store nex dore,den sneeked into da parkin' lot ware hiz truk iz.  Den, fer da 20th time she dekoraytd it wif sines, stickkers, streemers, tinsel, windo klingy fings, candy, a card, a stuffded hart an' a hole bunch ov udder stuff.  Dere wer  menz werkin' on cars in da lot, so she hadda sneek by an get into da truk an' do da inside, den tippytoe  arownd da udder side to get da entenna an' dat side wile standin' in a HYOODJe puddle!  She gotted smart dis yeer an' putted ebryfing togevver befor she left.  Da dummy uze to unrap da stuffs in da truk wile she wuz doin' it an' dat wuzn't gud!  She only ebber got cawt wun time cuzza a bawoon.  So she dont do bawoonies no mor.  Da furst time she fiwwed hiz truk compleetly wif bawoons an' he cud not drive home. Kin yu beweev she did not fink of dat?  Papa wownd up gibbin' away bawooons to ebrywun he seed jus so he cud get home.  She haz dun som gud jobs ober da yeers an' sum bad wuns (like in bad wedder or wen dere wuz peeples  gonna ketch her).  She sed dis yeer's iz awl mos' pawfeckt. 
Sorry - she did not take no pitchers, tho.
HAPPY BALENTINE'S DAY EBERYBUDDY!
WOTS OV WUV,
Arfur