Fun wif Dad

Dad gots a noo twuk a wile bak an' he putted a speshul seet in da bak fer me n Vito. We got rides wunce in a wile, but lately dey gots much bedder! He has taked us to Burger King fer chikky nuggets, cheezy burgers an' ice kweem. He has taked  us to da After fer ice kweem. Awl dat wuz gud. Wunce he taked me to da vetman - not so gud, but den he gotted me ice kweem. Doncha fink it cud not be bedder dan dat? It IS bedder. Now I gots my own windo dat iz jus' fer me so I kin sniffs ware we iz goin'. Vito wikes to ride watchin Papa. Me? I wuv wookin' owta da windo!

Me an' Vito get ice kweem in da twuk

 I am luvvin' watchin' da gwass com bak an' da birdies. I am drinkin' wots of wadder an' takin' my piwws wike a gud boy. I nap a lot too. Da bestest fing? Vito don't steel my fuds wen I eet reelly slo (witch I nebber did!) Now I gotta go giv Mama dat sad doggy wook dat gets me reelly gud stuffs wike meetlofe, chikky, hammy burgers, hot doggies, an' sumtimes mor dan wun at a time! I eben gotted wivverwerst! I gots to teww Millie how to pway Unka Doug bedder for reelly gud foods! Mebbe Papa wiww take us in da big twuk agan tonite! I kin smeww Burger King frum heer!
Later,
Arfur