I am a lucky boy

Today iz da day I got gotted by my Mama an' Papa. I am such a lucky boy to hav Camp Arfur an' peeples hu luv me an' 2 brudders an goties to bark at an' a nickzillyun toys an' awl da hedjyhogs I want an' jus' evry fing!! I say fank yu to da grate Spirit hu rools da hole werld an' I herd Mama cawl doG (I turned it rownd fer my own unnerstandin'). Fank hevven fer my home an' famly. Gotta go get my new hedjyhog frum my rotten widdle brudder hu stole it frum me.
Later,
Arfur