Dis mornin' I noo sumfin' wuz up cuz Mama fergotted to feed we...all of we...me most ov awl. Den she taked me for a wong, cold wawk down da street - we nebber ebber wawk down owr stweet. Ebber. Den I hopped in da car an' we went byebye. I luv goin' bye bye - but not dis time. Az soon az we gotted dere I noo I wuz in twubble. I tried to get bak in da car, but Mama habbed me on da doggone leesh an' I hadda go ware she went. I twied not to go in da dore, but, well, yu no. Day taked me offa my leesh an onto dere fingy...tryin' to fool me da hole time wif da "whata gud boy - oh izn't he hansum? Weel take gud care ov yu!" ---- NOT!!! Furst, no fud, no wadder, no Mama. Den a SHOT! OWWIE!! Da nex fing I wemember, I wuz wakin' up frum a nappy wif 2 teef missin'! Da wun I broke on da medal jeens buttin (Mama sed I tole yu not to chew buttins!) an' a big wun in da bak dat leeved a big ol' hole - doze ar whut wuz missin'! Den Mama came an' getted me an still duz not wemember she did not feed me today!! I AM HUNGRY!! I surched da car - no fud. I ran in da kitchin...nuffin I cud reech. Wud sumbuddy pleez feed me??? I ran owt da doggy dore an' dere wuzn't even enny poopsikkles left! Tomorro I gotta hab 2 pills...fer da owchie an' fer da feckshun. Hugo sez dis be nuffin' - he habbed wots ov toofies pulled awl at wunce.
Gotta go back to whinin'. Mebbee Mama wiww wemember my tummy iz on "E".
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I fink I cud do dis mor offen...Mama gived me fud frum a CAN! YUMMY! It wuz way bedder dan dat ol' dry kibble!
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