Midnite woofer

My brudder Hugo iz old.  He iz so old he 'members Shadow da lab an' Blossom an' da Scottish twolegger too!  Now he iz very for...forg - aw, heck, he forgets stuffs.  Hiz noo trik iz to sleep fru Mama's last cawl, den go owt abowt midnite.  Owt da doggy dore he goze, awl by hisself.  A liddle bit later we heer "Woof!  Woof! Let me in!! Woof! WOOF!"  Dis wakes da Mama an' down da stares she hobbles (she sez sleepy neez dont werk rite) to let da ole man in. He can nebber 'member how to come bak IN da doggy dore eben doh he went OWT da doggy dore.  (I ackshully fink he iz playin' Mama to get cookies).  Den bak up da stares, bak in bed, until abowt 4 an' he duz it awl over agan. :)  Mama sez she iz shur da naybors luv us.