Da advenchurs of Hugo da Aynkshunt

Hu wud fink dat ol' man Hugo wud get in twubble? Whelp, dis day he slep reel late after bwekfist an' wen he duz dis, he finks it iz a diffrent day. So furst he goze owtside. Nex fing we heer iz "WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!" meenin' "HELP HELP HELP!!!" Mama goze a-runnin' owt da dore an dere iz Hugo up on da hill witch iz solid ice. Ice on da bottom, too. Only a cupple steps ar not icy. So Mama goze slippin' an' slidin' across da ice to da steps, crawls up da steps like we do, an' calls Hugo to com to her. Yeah, rite! But fer wunce in a bloo moon he did do it. She gots hiz coller an' skootched him over to da edge ov da steps. Den she lifted him a widdle bit an' he gots hiz puddies on da steps an' ran down an' slid across da bottom ice to da patty-oh an' ran up on da porch. Whew! Close cawl. Den Mama hadda tippy toe across dat ice to get bak to da porch too. She brotted Hugo inside, turned arownd to anser da fone, an' gess whut!! Hugo iz rite bak owtside an' on da ice. She runned owt, but Vito showed him ware to go an' get bak dis time. How com he did not remember whut he did a minnit befor?? Mama sez its doggy Als himers. Yup. Dats my ol' brudder.

Arf - lukkin' for da nex' advenchur