Vito takes a turn in da dawg hows today. Mama wuz gettin' Papa reddy to go to da doc's an' Vito wuz chooin' an' chooin' on sumfin. Jus wike bubbel gum he wuz chooin'. Mama gode ober to see whut he habbed an' gess whut? It wuz da heel ov da shoo she wuz warin'!! Heez no dummy! Didn't get cawt wif no shoo - not him! He taked da part he wanted an' went in hims crate wif it. Too bad he did not get to keep it.
And so da hoomans wented owt to da 2 docs, wun fer Papa an' wun fer Mama. Papa gotted da weezy coff an' dat doc gibbed him sumfin' frum Antie Biscotic to kill doze germs. I fink dey cawled hiz Bronco Ritis or sumfin' wike dat. Az fer Mama, after gettin' medisin fer Papa an' pikkin' up da junk male, she goed to see da toof surjin. He gibbed her da big Hokay...heeled gud an' stuffs an' normal ayky jaw but udderwize gud. Sed she cud get sum sleep, tho (she wooks wike a Holler weenie zombie wif da sirkles under her peepers).
OH! Dere iz mor!! Dat Pippicat iz in Holler weenie mode fer shur. Az Mama came up da side wawk she seed sumfin' stwaynje. Oh, no! Dis be day javoo. Dere wuz da tale ov a mowse. (It eben habbed part ov dat hiney wif it....eeeew!) And nex' to it wuz da noze an' 2 frunt toofies ov dat mowse. Da vewy frunt an' da vewy bak...how twisty iz dat?? Dat Pippicat shud sine up fer a skerry moovie cuz tween da zombie chickmunk an' da peeses ov mowse she cud be da MONSTER!!
Whelp, Mama an' Papa ar awl upset bowt da snow on da way for to morrow. It cud be deep dey ar sayin' it iz a Nor Eester an' doze ar TERRIBUL fings!! Mama sez we habs seen enuff per sipper tayshun to drown in a hundrd times ober! We iz pakkin' owr bags fer Arid Zona.
Til nex' time,
Arfur
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