A nudder mile stone sez Mama

Dis mornin' I got into bed wif Mama an' Papa.  Evry time I do dis, I get a bewwy rub, sneez in Papa's face, an' tawk to dem.  Den I jump up an' run off da bed.
Dis day wuz so diffrent.  I got up an' rolled ober for my bewwy rub.  I reely fink Mama hip nodized me.  I wuz soooo relacksed an' Mama jus' rubbed an' rubbed my tummy an' stroked my face an' my eers an' I nebber sneezed at Papa or nuffin'.  I jus' put my head on hiz sholder an' let Mama keep on rubbin'.  After abowt a haff howr, I started to moan an' tawk to her an' tell her jus' how wunderfull it wuz.  She wuz so amazed to see me be wike a rag doll, she sed.  It wuz bootyful.  I hav awwayz bin a widdle nerbuss, but Mama sed dis wuz toe tull relacks sayshun.  Ebber sins den, I bin sittin' on Papa's lap an' dozin' off, not payin' at tenshun wen Vito bawks at me to get down, an' sharin' Papa wile he wuz sick.  I fink der iz majik sumtimes.  An' I fink I fownd it.

Arfur da rag doll

Arfur da rag doll