Vito must be feelin' reel much better today cuz he went nuts!! He beeted me wif hiz cone agan an' agan an' he ran an' ran awl over da place den wud com bak an' giv me anudder smak wif da cone! Den he went after da Pippicat an' den stuck da cone so far up Hugo's hiney dat Mama fot she wud hav to break suckshun to get him off - almost! Den he ran owt into da snow an' frew snow so hi dat it went over da deck rail - reelly! Mama sed he wooked wike a sno blower comin' across da yard! Oh, an' wen it coms to resslin' dat cone iz cheetin'!! He puts da cone on my back an' I can't get him or get owt frum under it, da liddle rat! Jus' wate until it coms off! I'll sho him! Meenwile, I am keepin' my distance.
Mama gotted tired of da nasty gawze holdin on da cone, so she uzed wun ov Nana's ole scarfs to hold it on. It iz bloo chiffon - but beleev me it don't wook sissy on Vito! Den he broke da edge so Mama taked red Duck tape an' fixeded da cone wif it. Dis cone wooks bedder, but it still seem wike it iz a zillyun yeers old an' not 5 days!
Ooh - did I tell ya? Vito ackshully broked a stitch doin' sumfin. An' dis wuz befor he started gettin' wild! Mama cawled da vet awl upset an' dey sed its no big fing an' not to werry. But dey did say do NOT take da fing off until Saturday at leest! Dey tole her dat cuzza hiz wild streek, dey put it on him befor he eben waked up after hiz surjery. Dey wuz shur he wud be a handful...dey wuz RITE!!
I gotta go get sum sleep...hu cud tell whut he will do tomorrow?
Nitey nite!
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