Last nite, Mama made a HYOODJ mistake. Vito had bin sleepin' awl nite, so she figgered she wud not giv him hiz calmy pill an' wud wate until dis day to giv it to him. Whelp, she got whut she askt for. Furst, befor we went nitey nite, Vito wuz dashin' an' leepin' an' runnin' an' resslin' an' owt ov control. She fot he wud sleep awl nite cuzza dat. So Daddy taked him up to bed. Da rest iz histerry.
At free o clock Mama woke up to a cone in her face. She mooved him down to da bottom ov da bed, pulled up da blankies, and closed her peepers only to feel da poopy bref ov da Conehead driftin' up into her snooter. Agan, she put him down to da bottom (ware he awlways sleeps) and agan, snorin' in her face. Nex time she put him down, he jumped to da flore an' cried for Daddy to take him down da stares. Now Mama had to take him owt. Zero degreez an' he wanted to rome awl over da yard. After scoopin' up a bushel ov snow, in he came. Now bak to bed. Wile dey wuz gon owtside, I went under da blankies an' fell asleep by ware Mama's feet go. Mama climed into bed an' yu shudda herd pore liddle Vito - or so he wanted Mama N' Daddy to fink. He wined an' he cried an' gotted stuk on da doggy steps wif hiz cone, den bakked up an' cried on da udder side. I wuz prowd ov Mama...she did not bak down. Finally, Vito came up (he cud do it awl along), got under da cuvvers, an' wen he seed dat I wuz in hiz space, he laid nex' to Mama an' putted hiz snow cone on her fye...da top part ov her leg. After da furst screem, we awl settled down an' went to sleep...sept fer Mama...tho I fink she got a liddle bit befor dat myoozic started at 5 firty. I fink she iz still draggin' her butt, but wun fing I am shur ov...she will not skip da calmy pills agan until dat cone iz offa my brudder.
Arfur...catchin' sum zzzzz's wile I can
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