Pot Roast caper

Awl day today I cud smell da mos' yummy smell. It wuz drivin' me nuts! Den at suppertime, Mama opinned the hot dish an' I wuz shur dat waz ware it wuz commin' from. She taked owt dis big pees of meet an' me an' Vito an' Hugo wuz awl arownd watin' fer a mirikkle. Gess whut? It happinned. Mama dropped da meet on da flore. Rite in front ov my noze!! I wuz so supprized dat I cud not moov. But I'll tell ya - dat old lady may be clumsy but she iz FAST! Afore we noo whut happinned,da meet wuz on da fork, washed off an' bak on da platter in da blink ov a i. Whelp, tomorro iz a nudder day an' I will be waitin'...